Any song feat pitbull Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo

deal-breaker….?

sooo..I’ve been crushing on this customer for some time now and today we actually gotta sit down and talk…for 2hrs!!! it was crazy how the time flew…anyways it was crazy how it all went nicely me just getting off then running into him then finding out he was off for the day. We just sat and talked and flirted…and it was awesome! However…everything was going great he was saying how he wanted to take me out and so we were brainstorming on ideas and what not…then he asked for my number. I gave it to him then he said he wanted to put in my full name so I told him and he was asking what it was from. My name is Biblical and I told him that and how my dad handpicked my first and middle name from the Bible. He then tells me he’s an atheist….o___O and that’s the problem. It was kinda eh after however I didn’t say it’s not gonna work. Gah! Idk..like…there’s gotta be some reason why and I’m up for the challenge of showing him there IS something to believe in. I really don’t know…I like him and I’m willing to give it a shot and see what happens..if things end up working out cool! if not then cool!!! 

my dad: have you seen the sequel to thor?
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my dad: it’s called thive

When You’re On Skype And You Don’t Know What To Say And It Gets All Awkward So You Just Do This